You know those security checks, the word text ones where you enter the words you can barely decipher? Do they have an official name?

Right. This is it. I’m not sure who picks the words for this thing. Is it really computer generated? Not entirely, since someone had to enter words into the database at one point, I’m certain. Well this morning, one of the words I had to retype was… drumroll… CHAFING. Gross. Who wants to think of chafing? Nada yo.

If I could make suggestions to these auto word-check people, I would have pretty words like “roses, love, puppy dogs, magic”. But to be fair to both sexes, I could include words like “gun-fight, race cars, big boobs, video games”.

 Oh the differences between men and women. But I guess chafing doesn’t discriminate.